Cactuar + Tonberry!

Hmmm, that seems to be an interesting form of torture, but i would do my business in a... much more different style...

First, gather the targets and their families. Next, strap them to chairs, tape their eyes open and force them to watch the 12-hour bonus disc of Hello Kitty, Season 1. Afterwards, Explain in a calm, assuring voice why this is a bad idea while sawing off their fingers, taking your sweet, merry time doing it. Nnow, force them to make the descision. If they persist, slay one of their family members from least favorable to the dearest. If you run out of family, continue where you left off with their friends. If they are extremely hard-headed, there is only one option left(Its not recommended, simply because of the mess):
Kill them slowly so they can feel their death, then stuff the remains in a bag filled with a snake, a monkey, and a handful of maggots and throw it in the river with three big rocks attached. That way, when the police find the carcass, it will be so mangled and digested, they wont be able to obtain a positive i.d.

At least, thats how I would do it.

see, I'm a little bit of a neat freak, so I try to keep the mess minimal. Yes, the foot shootings may be a little bit bloody, but casualties are so hard to clean up after and then there's the whole business with disposing of the remnants and other going's on. I just want to get my point across, that's all.

That's completely understandable. No one wants to go to an important meeting with their nemisis' blood caking their shoes. its just not courtious to the boss, and the janitor that has to dispose of the heavy garbage bag in the basement of the building

BTW, in case you havent heard or seen,
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/426712
Metal Gear Awesome 2 has arrived!
Its funnier and longer than the first!

My 360 got a red ring of death, so im switching over to PS2 for a while (At least until i get a laptop that will run FFXI decently. Ill be on within a week or so.